Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
This is not my ceiling
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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