I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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