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• (408): View more from California

  carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.

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  be there in 3 mins

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong

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  Thats admirable.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Cute underage boy is in my house.

  (410): View more from Maryland

  OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.

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• (949): View more from California

  I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night

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  then apparently I went "not bad" and continued

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?

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