with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
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I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
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Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.