Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Randomize