Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (269): View more from Michigan

  I'm on that like soy sauce on rice

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (269): I'm on that like soy sauce on rice http://tfl.nu/53vn
  Replies (3) Good night (1489) Bad night (700)
• Favorite

  (586): View more from Michigan

  Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****

  (734): View more from Michigan

  What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?

  (586): View more from Michigan

  Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (586): Omg! Love it! Cant find L***** (734): What!!?? Like after last night you lost her? (586): Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts! http://tfl.nu/nyv8
  Replies (7) Good night (1480) Bad night (586)
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels. http://tfl.nu/zmdk
  Replies (10) Good night (1228) Bad night (1644)
• Favorite

  (562): View more from California

  Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (562): Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar http://tfl.nu/ilql
  Replies (6) Good night (910) Bad night (2394)
• Favorite

  (502): View more from Kentucky

  sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (502): sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets http://tfl.nu/cbq3
  Replies (6) Good night (2702) Bad night (798)
• Favorite

  (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (414): Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point? http://tfl.nu/qhrq
  Replies (15) Good night (5175) Bad night (1193)
• Favorite

  (971): View more from Oregon

  the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (971): the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together? http://tfl.nu/xjvt
  Replies (38) Good night (6013) Bad night (1828)
• Favorite

  (608): View more from Wisconsin

  you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (608): you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?" http://tfl.nu/0sa8
  Replies (19) Good night (10993) Bad night (1422)
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs http://tfl.nu/7d0f
  Replies (6) Good night (2658) Bad night (1123)
• Favorite

  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (814): i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him. http://tfl.nu/dwt7
  Replies (2) Good night (1947) Bad night (871)
• Favorite

  (601): View more from Mississippi

  I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (601): I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable. http://tfl.nu/2hky
  Replies (6) Good night (2356) Bad night (1089)
• Favorite

  (940): View more from Texas

  ...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (940): ...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere. http://tfl.nu/gwb4
  Replies (8) Good night (2474) Bad night (645)
• Favorite

  (214): View more from Texas

  I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (214): I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one). http://tfl.nu/5c4d
  Replies (2) Good night (564) Bad night (792)
• Favorite

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (832): Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife. http://tfl.nu/f8lt
  Replies (1) Good night (632) Bad night (361)
• Favorite

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (860): the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri http://tfl.nu/jxtp
  Replies (1) Good night (193) Bad night (261)

Randomize