Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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