This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
