don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
We had sex on a dog bed..
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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