you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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