Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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