Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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