Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
love makes seman taste better
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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