he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Randomize