Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
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i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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