Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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