Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
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they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
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He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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