I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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