i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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