Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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