so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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