The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
