I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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