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(248): View more from Michigan

Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!

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(+61): View more from Australia

yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.

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(407): View more from Florida

me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.

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(917): View more from New York City

its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.

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(443): View more from Maryland

theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.

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(513): View more from Ohio

All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.

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(305): View more from Florida

I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy

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(815): View more from Illinois

remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come

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(813): View more from Florida

Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.

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