If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
We smell like vodka and hangover
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