Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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