In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
