Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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