The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
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My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Everclear isn't food dammit
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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