I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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