Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
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The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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