he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
People in love make me want to vomit
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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