real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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