She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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