dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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