Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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