Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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