So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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