I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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