3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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