But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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