"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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