took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
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Is it because I queefed?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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