I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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