question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
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He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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