don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
and i looked up. we had an audience...
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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