My brain says no but my pants say off.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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