it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You ate ashes out of my bong
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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