You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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