We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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