let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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