If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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