He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
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what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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