Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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