what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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