And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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