So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I look better un-naked...
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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