so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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