i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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