gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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