awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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